O Dear, Toilet Seat!
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O dear, toilet seat!
The horrors you must have seen
Day in and day out
You’ve braved the foulest things
Yet your value no one understands
For they don’t see what you have
The big, the bad and the ugly
You’ve taken them all
In sickness and in health
Desert dry or soaking sweat
With open arms, no complaints
You’ve embraced them all
You’ve been used, and abused
For days and days
You’ve been screwed
Yet you’re there, pretending to care
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O dear, toilet seat!
You’re the hero this world needs
But doesn’t really deserve you see?
I mean, who the hell is Christian Bale?
When you’re the Dark Knight for me
You’ve carried our asses like Atlas
Yet never put up a fight
And what do you get in return, my friend?
Loud farts and semi-digested shit from last night?
I fear,
O Dear!
I really really do
That some day, we’ll al wake up
And you’ll just be through
We’ve all been given choices
Choices we’re too short-sighted to see
Unlike the poor old toilet seat
Who’s never had a chance to be happy
So you see my dear friends
If You think you’ve got problems
Try taking shit every day
And then we’ll see what you say
So the next time you’re feeling low
Or you have had too much to eat
Remember my friend the Toilet seat
Sitting there silently
Who never had his say..
Bakul Foundation 